Turning Lemons into Lemonade

Normally, I don’t let the kids use our digital camera.

“Oh please, Mommy, just one photo! Jilly is being so funny on the stairs!”, Belly begged.

As I was too lazy to get up and see what was so funny in the first place, I handed her the camera along with the words, “Don’t drop it!”.

Not ten seconds later, I heard “THUMP!”, followed by Belly yelling at her sister. Who was at fault, I’ll never know, although Belly’s claim that Jilly karate-chopped her doesn’t sound too far fetched.

I grabbed the camera which now had a lens that was stuck halfway between opened and closed. Nothing I did could get it working again.

Here is what ran through my head once I realized the camera was dead, dead, dead:

“Oh CRAP! I shouldn’t have let them use the camera! Why did I let them have it? It figures this would happen. Ugh! A new camera is expensive! This one was so great and I had just figured out how to use it! Crap.”

Later, I told Fairly Odd Father what happened. Expecting to hear something along the same lines as my internal dialogue, I was surprised to hear instead,

“Oh GOOD! I’ve been looking at a new camera. . . that one was too slow anyway, and it’ll cost too much to fix. I think this new one will be much better. Great!”

Remote Possibility

In this age of rampant consumerism, it is no surprise that some people have pledged to stop the madness. . .or the buying. I first heard about this concept from a group in San Francisco whose members pledge to only buy secondhand items. Then I read about this New York City man who has sworn off everything from toilet paper to taxicabs for himself, his wife and his little girl.

Recently, one of my favorite mommy-bloggers started an experiment called “A Year Off“. This mom of seven is going to attempt to spend a year without making any unnecessary purchases.

I spent a couple of days thinking about this. How could I pare back on my buying of things? What is the difference between a “need” and a “want”? Why did a brand new Target have to move a mile from my home? I was becoming all a-flutter over the idea of joining the army of low consumers.

And, then Fairly Odd Father came home from work and said, “Look what I got! Only $10!” And I screamed and then fainted.

(just kidding about the fainting part)

Can you tell what this is? It is a G-I-A-N-T universal remote control for the television/cable box/VCR/DVD. I sputtered something about not buying “wants” this year. FOF explained that this was NOT a “want” but a “need” because he could never find the right remote control when he needed it.

But, the joke is on him, because little man D thinks it is a toy and hides it in the back of his Tonka truck and then moves it all over the house. I have a feeling we may “need” a tracking system for the remote next.

Lost In Translation

From Fairly Odd Father this weekend:

“Why is it when I don’t remember something, it’s because I’m not listening to you; but, when you don’t remember something, it’s because you were distracted?”